Jun 26, 2008

Ten Commandments for new Mothers!!

I saw this in my OBG gynec office . I couldnt stop laughing:) I did change some wordings ...hope you enjoy this as much as i do:)

Ten Commandments for new Mothers

1.Thou shall not cook, clean house, do laundry or entertain.

2.Thou shall be given a doula.

3.Thou shall remain clothes in thy night gown and sit in thy rocking chair as long as thou pleaseth.

4.Thou shall honor thy husband with his share of household chores.

5.Thou shall not have bad advices about over weight or related topics.

6.Thou shalt take long walks in green pastures, eat good food and drink enough water.

7.Thou shal not have strange and unhelpful visitors in thy home.

8.Thou shalt groom thy hair and adorn thy body with attractive robes.

9.Thou shalt not have prophets of bad baby advice in thy company.

10 Thou shalt sleep when the baby sleeps.

No comments: